KAFEI vs NIGHT - random team battle

Here is the log for our second random team battle.

Rules (subject to change at any time)

1. Teams must be randomly chosen by any sensible method (random.org is good). Whatever method is used, all pokemon on the game cart must have an equal chance of being chosen.
2. All pokemon from all tiers are permitted, including ubers and events.
3. Policy on the use of legal hacks is up to players. Landing on an illegal hack, if such should exist on the game cart, would be grounds for a reroll.
4. Rerolls are NOT permitted except in the above case where a hack has been selected and the other player does not wish to play against hacks.
5. Once teams have been rolled, players agree between themselves the time limit for training and preparation of the teams.
6. Mass cloning in order to "stack the deck" with good stuff is grounds for being beaten around the head with a wet qwilfish until you are sorry.

House rules: sleep clause, evade clause. Item clause was NOT in effect for this match.

Nightmaria: well, I are on wifi, whenever you're ready
Tara: coming on now
Nightmaria: my prediction... mayhem
Tara: *whimper*

Battle Start!
Kafei sent out NIDOKING!

Nightmaria: oooo... he's nice

Night sent out GRUMPIG!
GRUMPIG used CONFUSE RAY! NIDOKING became confused!

Tara: you got a hax team havne't you XD
Nightmaria: maaaaybe?

NIDOKING used STEALTH ROCK!

Kafei withdrew NIDOKING and sent out SPIRITOMB!
GRUMPIG used THUNDER WAVE! SPIRITOMB became paralyzed!
SPIRITOMB is fully paralyzed!

GRUMPIG used CONFUSE RAY! SPIRITOMB became confused!
SPIRITOMB is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! SPIRITOMB's Leftovers restored its health!

Tara: yup hax is mine today
Nightmaria: I hope that isn't Shinra, I'll feel bad later if it's a clone of him
Tara: im not telling
Nightmaria: aw

Night withdrew GRUMPIG and sent out CASTFORM! Pointed rocks dug into CASTFORM!
SPIRITOMB is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! SPIRITOMB's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's SPIRITOMB: 90%/Night's CASTFORM: 80%

Tara: :o
Tara: oh no.

CASTFORM used SUNNY DAY!
SPIRITOMB is no longer confused! SPIRITOMB used TOXIC! CASTFORM was badly poisoned!

SPIRITOMB used SUCKER PUNCH!
CASTFORM used FIRE BLAST!
Kafei's SPIRITOMB: 49%[PAR]/Night's CASTFORM: 30%[PSN]

Kafei withdrew SPIRITOMB and sent out XATU!
CASTFORM used SOLARBEAM! It's not very effective...
CASTFORM is hurt by poison! CASTFORM fainted!
Kafei's XATU: 90%/Night's CASTFORM: 0%[FNT]

Nightmaria: well, I didn't expect the Castform to do much

Night withdrew CASTFORM and sent out DUNSPARCE! Pointed rocks dug into DUNSPARCE!

Tara: tank this

XATU used TOXIC! DUNSPARCE was badly poisoned!

Nightmaria: who said tank?
Tara: id be worried about all this t-waving
Tara: im logging btw

DUNSPARCE used THUNDER WAVE! XATU became paralyzed!
DUNSPARCE used ATTRACT! XATU is fully paralyzed!
Kafei's XATU: 90%[PAR]/Night's DUNSPARCE: 100%[PSN]

The Quick Claw activated! DUNSPARCE used WATER PULSE!

Tara: is that a sgsparce
Nightmaria: hell yes
Tara: fine ill just sit here and sulk
Nightmaria: mwhahaha

XATU used WISH! XATU made a wish!
Kafei withdrew XATU and sent out SPIRITOMB!
DUNSPARCE used ROOST! DUNSPARCE regained health! DUNSPARCE is hurt by poison! XATU's wish came true!

Tara: D8<

Kafei's SPIRITOMB: 100%[PAR]/Night's DUNSPARCE: 75%[PSN]

Tara: BEHOLD

Kafei withdrew SPIRITOMB and sent out DITTO!
DUNSPARCE used ATTRACT! But the move had no effect...

Nightmaria: oh... crud
Tara: 8D
Tara: i'll be taking that dunsparce
Tara: well unless you switch

Night withdrew DUNSPARCE and sent out GRUMPIG! Pointed rocks dug into GRUMPIG!
DITTO used TRANSFORM!

Tara: predictble/10
Tara: :z
Nightmaria: you shall not have her
Tara: you hussy
Tara: oh wow
Nightmaria: have a taco

DITTO used THUNDER WAVE! GRUMPIG became paralyzed! GRUMPIG is fully paralyzed!

Tara: i can't believe that worked
Tara: wait were you fullpara? i missed that for the log
Nightmaria: bleh
Nightmaria: yes
Tara: your grumpig is horrible
Nightmaria: thank you
Tara: wait does this even work

DITTO used ATTRACT! But the move had no effect...

Tara: no
Nightmaria: nope

GRUMPIG used PSYCHIC! Critical hit! DITTO's special defense fell!

Tara: nooooo crit
Tara: haax
Nightmaria: and hax
Nightmaria: mwhahaha, dang... working better than I thought

DITTO used CONFUSE RAY! GRUMPIG became confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!
Kafei's DITTO: 49%/Night's GRUMPIG: 80%[PAR]

Tara: god i am using a ditto
Nightmaria: a ditto cosplaying as a grumpig

DITTO used PSYCHIC! It's not very effective... GRUMPIG is fully paralyzed!

DITTO used PSYCHIC! It's not very effective... GRUMPIG hurt itself in its confusion!
Kafei's DITTO: 49%/Night's GRUMPIG: 60%[PAR]

DITTO used PSYCHIC! It's not very effective... GRUMPIG hurt itself in its confusion!
Kafei's DITTO: 49%/Night's GRUMPIG: 25%[PAR]

DITTO used PSYCHIC! It's not very effective... GRUMPIG fainted!
Kafei's DITTO: 49%/Night's GRUMPIG: 0%[FNT]

Night sent out PIDGEOT! Pointed rocks dug into PIDGEOT!

Tara: nooo ditto
Nightmaria: ok, that sucked
Tara: my god ditto did something
Tara: i am impress
Tara: oh my
Tara: bye bye ditto

PIDGEOT used TOXIC! DITTO's Lum Berry cured the status!
DITTO used THUNDER WAVE! PIDGEOT became paralyzed! PIDGEOT's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's DITTO: 49%/Night's PIDGEOT: 80%[PAR]

Tara: wait what
Nightmaria: drat... I thought it was metal coat
Tara: i forgot he had that

DITTO used PSYCHIC!
PIDGEOT used SUBSTITUTE!
Kafei's DITTO: 49%/Night's PIDGEOT: 5%[PAR]

Kafei withdrew DITTO and sent out NIDOKING!
PIDGEOT used ROOST! PIDGEOT regained health! PIDGEOT's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's NIDOKING: 100%/Night's PIDGEOT: 70%[PAR]

PIDGEOT used PROTECT! NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! PIDGEOT protected itself!

Tara: shit
Tara: cunning
Nightmaria: not enough though, my toxic won't do anything to it :P
Tara: you just told me you had toxic
Tara: you fool
Nightmaria: uh... I toxiced your Ditto...?
Tara: with pidgeot?
Nightmaria: yes
Tara: what
Tara: oh yeah
Tara: its in the log -_-\
Tara: man i should pay attention

NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! PIDGEOT's SUBSITUTE broke!
PIDGEOT used ROOST! PIDGEOT regained health!
Kafei's NIDOKING: 100%/Night's PIDGEOT: 100%[PAR]

Tara: oh my
Tara: okay that's not great
Nightmaria: you've downed three of my pokes and you're worried?

Night withdrew PIDGEOT and sent out DUNSPARCE! Pointed rocks dug into DUNSPARCE!

Tara: nooo

NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! DUNSPARCE fainted!

Night sent out TOGEKISS! Pointed rocks dug into TOGEKISS!
TOGEKISS used WISH! TOGEKISS made a wish!
NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! TOGEKISS's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's NIDOKING: 100%/Night's TOGEKISS: 40%

TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! NIDOKING flinched! TOGEKISS's wish came true! TOGEKISS's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei withdrew NIDOKING and sent out GALLADE!

Tara: wait oops

TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! It's super effective!
Kafei's GALLADE: 5%/Night's TOGEKISS: 98%

Tara: lol oh well
Tara: that was dumb
Nightmaria: ouch...
Nightmaria: now that I feel a little guilty over
Tara: my poor sweeper i am sorry dude

GALLADE used ICE PUNCH! It's super effective!

Nightmaria: that was a little uncalled for, Gallade

TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! It's super effective! GALLADE fainted! TOGEKISS's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's GALLADE: 0%[FNT]/Night's TOGEKISS: 6%
Kafei sent out DITTO!

Nightmaria: you're not having her either

TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! DITTO fainted! TOGEKISS's Leftovers restored its health!

Tara: i had hoped to keep this back
Tara: but i guess i'll have to try it now

Kafei sent out CELEBI!

Nightmaria: I hate my life

CELEBI used HEAL BELL! TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! CELEBI's Leftovers restored its health! TOGEKISS's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's CELEBI: 30%/Night's TOGEKISS: 22%

Tara: sorry onion

Kafei withdrew CELEBI and sent out SPIRITOMB! TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH!
Kafei's SPIRITOMB: 75%/Night's TOGEKISS 40%

Night withdrew TOGEKISS and sent out PIDGEOT! Pointed rocks dug into PIDGEOT! SPIRITOMB used TOXIC! But the move had no effect... SPIRITOMB's Leftovers restored its health! PIDGEOT's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's SPIRITOMB: 80%/Night's PIDGEOT: 80%[PAR]

Kafei withdrew SPIRITOMB and sent out XATU! PIDGEOT used TOXIC!

Tara: yoooou
Tara: damn
Tara: i thought of going to nido
Nightmaria: figures you'd have a Heal Bell Celebi

XATU used WISH! PIDGEOT used PROTECT!
Kafei withdrew XATU and sent out NIDOKING! XATU's Wish came true! PIDGEOT is fully paralyzed! PIDGEOT's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's NIDOKING: 90%/Night's PIDGEOT: 99%[PAR]

Tara: i hate your pidgeot
Nightmaria: *sob*
Nightmaria: I'm starting to loathe that Nidoking

PIDGEOT used PROTECT! NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! PIDGEOT protected itself! PIDGEOT's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's NIDOKING: 90%/Night's PIDGEOT: 100%[PAR]

NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! PIDGEOT used SUBSTITUTE!

NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! PIDGEOT's SUBSTITUTE broke! PIDGEOT is fully paralyzed!

Tara: i wanted my onion to be a surprise :(
Tara: one way or another that thing is going down
Nightmaria: noooooo
Tara: oh shit red ds light
Nightmaria: your Nidoking is evil
Tara: there plugged it in

PIDGEOT used PROTECT! NIDOKING used TAUNT! PIDGEOT protected itself!

NIDOKING used TAUNT! PIDGEOT fell for the taunt! PIDGEOT is fully paralyzed!

Tara: get out of that :[
Nightmaria: HATE

NIDOKING used ICE BEAM! It's super effective! PIDGEOT fainted!

Tara: that thing was a DICK
Nightmaria: that Nidoking is
Tara: NO U
Nightmaria: picking on little birds
Tara: WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO BIRDS
Tara: /_\
Nightmaria: random roll?

Night sent out TOGEKISS! Pointed rocks dug into TOGEKISS!
Kafei's NIDOKING: 90%/Night's TOGEKISS: 1%
TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! NIDOKING flinched!

Kafei withdrew NIDOKING and sent out XATU! TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! TOGEKISS's Leftovers restored its health! XATU's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's XATU: 10%/Night's TOGEKISS: 10%

Tara: *hiss*
Nightmaria: well, I doubt she outspeeds your Xatu
Tara: thank god for that

XATU used U-TURN! It's not very effective... XATU went back to Kafei!
Kafei sent out SPIRITOMB! TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! TOGEKISS's Leftovers restored its health!
Kafei's SPIRITOMB: 49%/Night's TOGEKISS: 10%

Tara: lol that did nothing
Tara: oh well

SPIRITOMB used SUCKER PUNCH! But it failed... TOGEKISS used WISH! TOGEKISS made a wish!

Tara: dicks
Nightmaria: ha!
Tara: lol it was worth a try

SPIRITOMB used TOXIC! TOGEKISS was badly poisoned! TOGEKISS's WISH came true!

Nightmaria: bleh...
Nightmaria: I figured that would happen

SPIRITOMB used SUCKER PUNCH!
TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! SPIRITOMB fainted!
Kafei's SPIRITOMB: 0%[FNT]/Night's TOGEKISS: 20%[PSN]

Tara: good job spiritomb

Kafei sent out XATU!
XATU used PROTECT! TOGEKISS used NASTY PLOT!
Kafei's XATU: 10%[PSN]/Night's TOGEKISS: 5%[PSN]

Nightmaria: you've forced my hand

XATU used WISH! XATU made a wish! TOGEKISS used BATON PASS!
Night sent out TOGEKISS!

Tara: XD
Tara: gg
Tara: i accept this

Tara withdrew XATU and sent out NIDOKING!

Tara: you just gotta clean now

TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! NIDOKING fainted!
Tara sent out XATU!
XATU used TOXIC! TOGEKISS was badly poisoned!

Nightmaria: poor little Togekiss

TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! XATU fainted!

Tara: *bows*
Tara: finish it
Tara: it is your day

Tara sent out CELEBI!

Nightmaria: yeah, yeah, until it OHKOs him
Tara: no
Tara: we salute you

CELEBI used CALM MIND!
TOGEKISS used AIR SLASH! CELEBI fainted!
End of match: Night wins

Tara: THAT WAS AWESOME
Tara: let's do it again!!!!!

Kafei's team:


Nidoking: Earth Power/Ice Beam/Stealth Rock/Taunt @focus sash
Xatu: Wish/U-Turn/Protect/Toxic @leftovers
Ditto: Transform @lum berry
Gallade: Close Combat/Psycho-Cut/Ice Punch/Trick @choice band
Spiritomb: Sucker Punch/Will-O-Wisp/Pursuit/Pain Split @leftovers
Celebi: Calm Mind/Heal Bell/Baton Pass/Grass Knot @leftovers

Night's team:


Grumpig: Confuse Ray/Thunder Wave/Attract/Psychic @wise glasses
Castform: Sunny Day/Fire Blast/Solar Beam/Toxic @quick claw
Dunsparce: Attract/Thunder Wave/Roost/Water Pulse @quick claw
Pidgeot: Substitute/Protect/Roost/Toxic @leftovers
Togekiss: Wish/Nasty Plot/Baton Pass/Air Slash @leftovers
Togekiss: Airslash/Wish/Thunder Wave/Nasty Plot @metronome

my ditto brings all the boys to the yard :*