Kafei: So I joined this guild and they made me join their tourney to make up numbers :D I actually won my first match - Uberdisc and Vespa in doubles was a sight to see, Uberdisc took down a Blaziken, Toxiced the tanks and Vespa punched a Gardevoir the fuck out with X-Scissor. Okay, he didn't quite kill her, he took her to 1 or 2 hp, but Focus Sash saved him from dying to Psychic that turn, and Uberdisc's Toxic finished her off.
I lost my second (singles) tourney match, which may have been something to do with the fact that I was fielding luvdisc, beedrill and mightyena while my opponent had Kyogre. Harmony the SGAromaBliss made her debut, got freeze hax 3 out of the 10pp (Raichu88: I hate ur harmony, hate hate hate) and eventually forced me to run because I only had Harmony left, he only had special sweepers, she had run out of Ice Beam PPs and once she started Softboiling we'd have been there all night.
Third battle: a friendly match in which my Sofia takes on four and a half OU pokemon including Alakazam and Darkrai... Conversation was carried out on gamefaqs forum, battle was over DS wifi.
I know he wasn't very good, but I'm not very good either, so it balances out.
Battle Start!
Kafei sent out LANTURN!
Emfatik sent out SHUCKLE!
SSJ3VEGETTA6645: shuckle? oh, this won't end well..
Emfat1k: Lol I just got it, so I'm not too good with her.
SSJ3VEGETTA6645: You're just lucky I brought my lanturn instead of the
almighty UBERDISC :[
LANTURN used SURF! It's super effective!
SHUCKLE used STEALTH ROCK!
Kafei's LANTURN: 100%/Emfatik's SHUCKLE: 49%
Kafei note: I am guessing that he will switch here because it's obvious she'll kill the shuckle next turn.
LANTURN used ICE BEAM!
SHUCKLE used EARTHQUAKE! It's super effective!
LANTURN's leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 80%/Emfatik's SHUCKLE: 20%
Kafei note: D'oh, maybe not. An attacking shuckle, what sweet madness is this?
LANTURN used SURF! It's super effective! SHUCKLE fainted!
LANTURN's leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 90%/Emfatik's SHUCKLE: 0%[FNT]Emfatik sent out PROBOPASS!
LANTURN used SURF! It's super effective!
PROBOPASS used THUNDERBOLT! LANTURN restored its health with Volt Absorb! Kafei's LANTURN: 100%/Emfatik's PROBOPASS: 60%
Emfat1k: -Dies inside knowing he phails at battling-
LANTURN used SURF! It's super effective!
PROBOPASS used EARTHQUAKE! It's super effective!
LANTURN's leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 70%/Emfatik's PROBOPASS: 20%LANTURN used SURF! It's super effective! PROBOPASS fainted!
LANTURN's leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 80%/Emfatik's PROBOPASS: 0%[FNT]Emfatik sent out DARKRAI!
SSJ3VEGETTA6645: GYAH!? D8 I've brought a bunch of UUs and you have Darkrai.
DARKRAI used SPACIAL REND!
LANTURN used THUNDER WAVE! DARKRAI became paralyzed!
LANTURN's leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 60%/Emfatik's DARKRAI: 100%[PAR]LANTURN used SURF! DARKRAI is fully paralyzed!
LANTURN's leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 70%/Emfatik's DARKRAI: 49%[PAR]LANTURN used SURF! DARKRAI fainted!
LANTURN's leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 80%/Emfatik's DARKRAI: 0%[FNT]
Kafei note: I love you, you fat electric fish you ;_;
Emfatik sent out FLYGON!
FLYGON used DRAGON CLAW!
LANTURN usd ICE BEAM! It's super effective! FLYGON fainted!
LANTURN's Leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 32%/Emfatik's FLYGON: 0%[FNT]Emfatik sent out ALAKAZAM!
ALAKAZAM used GRASS KNOT! It's super effective!
LANTURN used THUNDER WAVE! Alakazam became paralyzed!
LANTURN's Leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 22%/Emfatik's ALAKAZAM: 100%[PAR]
Kafei note: Decided I'd do better to just let her go at this point. She's a) bulky on the HP/sp.def and b) doesn't weigh much so it's only 40 base power, but even so Grass Knot's total failure to do anything was a nice surprise.
LANTURN used SURF! ALAKAZAM is fully paralyzed!
LANTURN's Leftovers restored a little health!
Kafei's LANTURN: 32%/Emfatik's ALAKAZAM: 60%/[PAR]LANTURN used SURF!
ALAKAZAM used SHADOW BALL! LANTURN fainted!
Kafei's LANTURN: 0%[FNT]/Emfatik's ALAKAZAM: 20%[PAR]
Kafei note: Godspeed, little fishy :'D
Kafei sent out MIGHTYENA! Pointed rocks dug into MIGHTYENA! MIGHTYENA's Intimidate lowers ALAKAZAM's attack!
MIGHTYENA used CRUNCH! It's super effective!
ALAKAZAM fainted!
SSJ3VEGETTA6645: Lanturn is really light, so grass knot doesn't do much.
Emfat1k: Thanks, good for future ref.
Emfatik sent out AGGRON!
MIGHTYENA used CRUNCH! It's not very effective...
AGGRON used CURSE! AGGRON's attack raised! AGGRON's defense raised! AGGRON's speed fell!
Kafei's MIGHTYENA: 85%/Emfatik's AGGRON: 85%
Kafei note: I have a conundrum here. Goldie can't Roar him away because he's the last poke. She can pick away at him a bit and he'll only get slower, but if he gets to +6 attack I could be looking at a sweep. I didn't want to bring out an OU cuz of bragging rights, but I think I'll play it safe.
Kafei withdrew MIGHTYENA and sent out SALAMENCE! Pointed rocks dug into SALAMENCE! SALAMENCE's Intimidate lowered AGGRON's attack!
AGGRON used CURSE! AGGRON's attack raised! AGGRON's defense raised! AGGRON's speed fell!
Kafei's SALAMENCE: 85%/Emfatik's AGGRON: 85%SALAMENCE used EARTHQUAKE! It's super effective!
AGGRON fainted!
End of match: Kafei wins
SSJ3VEGETTA6645: gg Emfat1k. btw I also had a butterfree :D
Emfat1k: Thanks, another three points for you :o Anyone ELSE wanna battle >.>
SSJ3VEGETTA6645: Emfat1k can we battle again if I promise not to use
lanturn? lol j/k
Emfat1k: Lol I'm gonna have nightmares about that thing...
Kafei's team:

Emfatik's team:

Bonus pic: Mario borrows Foofie the Clefable for fire gym tryouts,
upsets Raichu again

Mario won,
btw